Well if you’re an “Apple FanBoy” then you should stop right now and do something better with your Apple device cos your battery lasts 3 hrs (that’s what she said).
Apple recently became a Trillion Dollar company and I’m not gonna emphasize on how that happened, but to sum up the past few years, it relies “Heavily” on the Business model of “Create a Problem and Sell the solution”. Fast forward to 2017, we got the iPhone X after iPhone 8, cos 7 ate 9 (get it?) Enter 2019, the year where Uber has started planning on bringing flying taxis while Elon Musk already put one in the space; Apple here introduces us to the technology of “Dual Sim”. I mean Apple got Swiftkey recently, this is too much for Apple fans to handle man gee, Give them a break Tim Cook!!
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The new iPhones
So the new phones are named iPhone XS, iPhone XS Max and the iPhone XR which stand for Expensive and Stupid, Maximum Expensive and Stupid and iPhone X Refurbished/Refresh?? (See where I’m going?). Anyway, the cheaper among the three musketeers is, of course, the XR, and only XS and XS Max seem to have received a decent upgrade if any and let’s not forget the Dual Sim feature. But a decent upgrade is merely a small amount considering you’re paying a stupid amount of money to buy a phone. Oh wait, its major user base is the stupid demography, makes sense!!
Let’s talk Specs
So Tim Cook quoted some really big numbers on the Keynote, let’s see if the following table knock I mean make sense.
Feature | iPhone XS | iPhone XS Max | iPhone XR |
Screen | 5.8” OLED | 6.5” OLED | 6.1” LCD |
Resolution | 2436*1125 px @ 458PPI |
2688*1242 px @458PPI | 1792*828 px @326PPI |
Splash, Water & Dust Resistant | IP68 Certfied | IP68 Certfied | IP67 Certfied |
Chipset | A12 | A12 | A12 |
Camera | Dual 12MP Rear
7MP Front |
Dual 12MP Rear
7MP Front |
12MP Rear
7MP Front |
Storage Options (GB) | 64,256,512 | 64,256,512 | 64,128,256 |
Battery | Sucks | Sucks | Sucks as usual |
Price | 1.5 Kidney | 2 Kidneys | 1 Kidney |
The Upgrades
So, design wise there have been minor improvements in screen size and resolution along with IP68 certification which OK. But the battery is also a big deal for iPhone users as it tends to drain out faster than a regular Android priced similarly. To make it fishier, Apple has chosen to display reference values such as 1hr more battery than the iPhone X and such comparative numbers in battery section of new iPhones which makes me question what does the R stand for in XR again? but of course, it’s Apple.
Coming to the newest “Dual SIM” feature, which rest of the world started using since 2000 thanks to “Technological Marvel” BenefonTwin phone, released by Benefon. It took Apple 18 years to adapt to the Dual SIM technology but also it’s not exactly Dual SIM you see. It’s a combination of an eSIM and a physical nano SIM so, well played Apple.
The selling point of the XR (doesn’t even have a 1080p display) here has to be the 5 colour variants and it’s iPhone for everyone price as quoted by Tim Cook which is $749 or ₹76,900 for the 64GB model. And from there it tops at $1,499 or ₹1,34,900 for the 512GB XS Max. In other words, the newer storage options are so high that even some of Apple’s MacBooks don’t even come close, man I’m gonna store all my movies on my phone and maybe even edit/store my YT videos on the fly as well.
Should you buy one?
Well well well, if you wonder what really has been upgraded? it’s not the company’s motto nor is it the consciousness of the consumer (you never know) but the price and maybe a few minor improvements here and there. If you’re just a regular consumer who wants a good phone at a decent price then please take a look at the Android Hemisphere, you’ve got great options such as OnePlus 6 and Galaxy Note 9 or maybe even budget options which don’t cost an organ. If you’re a hardcore Apple fan, do go for it as we’ve already established what the S stands for.
Please don’t get offended, if you are offended then, I don’t care. Do check out more tech Youtuber’s thoughts on the same for more in-depth review. See you guys in the next one!!
Superb written buddy, though I am myself Apple Fan Boy, I truly enjoyed reading this one. Wait, I too have something to criticise for Apple so, I will do that in my articles hehe. Read that when published.. See you..
Well we all agree apple makes great phones/tech but at the cost of a couple of organs, which I feel is outrageous and deserves it’s share of rant from the general consumer POV.
I am agreed with the author of the article. Apple products are highly overpriced garbage packed in pretty beautiful body with lesser features. It is certain apple, s iPhone is not a best phone in the world. It seems that Apple controls the brain of their customers and force them to buy new iPhone every year or ios users are so stupid that they cannot see that Apple is looting them and you know what, customers are enjoying it. My request to all ios users please use Android device for once.